LowComDom Performances Presents
A little boy and his Mom are going for a ride one day, when out of the blue the boy asks "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"
The mother struggling for a quick response answers "Well, honey, God is really both a man and a woman."
Slightly confused the boy asks "Well Mommy, is God black or white?"
The mother, obviously battling with the line of questions, answers, "Well, sweetie, God is actually both black AND white."
Even more confused now, the boy finally asks "OK Mommy, is God homosexual or straight?"
Becoming more resolute in her answers the mother replies "Actually, God is really both straight AND homosexual."
With a sudden "light" appearing the boy responds "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"