LowComDom Performances Presents
A tall man was in the boys room taking a piss. A short guy, about knee high comes in and pulls up a stool, and starts taking a piss. The tall guy keeps looking over his shoulder.
The little guy says, "what the hell are you looking at?"
The tall guy says "Well, for you being such a short little guy, you have an awfully big pecker on you!"
"Well," says the short guy, "you see, I am a leprechaun, and I can have anything I want!"
"A leprechaun, you say? That means you can give me any wish that I want?"
"Well, you see, I am a gay leprechaun, I want a favor in return!" says the short guy.
After a while of thinking the tall guy says, "Alright then.. I want a million dollars, a brand new mansion, and 2 brand new Porsches!"
"Fine!" says the short guy, "its all yours! Now I want you to pull your pants down, bend over and grab your ankles!"
So, the guy does it, and the short guy climbs back up on the stool, and really gives it to him! The guy is just moaning.
The short guy says, "So tell me, What is your name?"
The tall guy moans, and stomping his feet, he says, "My name is Bruce."
"Bruce? How old are you?" asks the short guy.
Stomping his feet even harder, he moans, "I'm 32!"
The short guy says, "Bruce? You are 32 and you still believe in Leprechauns?!"