The Thanksgiving Turkey's Perspective

"I have never understood why anyone would roast the turkey and shuck the clams and crisp the croutons and shell the peas and candy the sweets and compote the cranberries and bake the pies and clear the table and wash the dishes and fall into bed exhausted, when they could just as easily sit back and enjoy a hamburger or a ham sandwich."

- The Turkey

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