Mom 5

I was playing with my navel.

My mother said, "All right, keep playin' with your navel, pretty soon you're gonna break it wide open, the air's gonna come right out of your body, you'll fly around the room backwards for thirty seconds, land and be flat as a piece of paper, nothin' but your little eyes buggin' out."

I used to carry Band-Aids in case I had an accident.

--Bill Cosby