LowComDom Performances Presents
Win a Prize!
A very drunk man went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender served him and asked if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three in the bullseye and win a prize; only a dollar for three darts. The drunk agreed and threw the first dart. A bullseye!! He downed another drink, took aim on wobbly feet, let go... Another bullseye!! Two more quick drinks went down. Barely able to stand, he let go with the last dart. A third bullseye!!!
All are astounded. No one had ever won. The bartender searches for a prize. He grabbed a turtle from the bar's terrarium and presented it to the drunk as his prize.
Three weeks passed. The drunk returned and ordered more drinks, then announced he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scored three more bullseyes and demanded his prize.
The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory, doesn't recall what prize he had given.
He asked the drunk, "Say, what did you win the last time?"
And the drunk replied, "A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!"