LowComDom Performances Presents
A salesman was trying to sell toilets when 3 guys walk in.
1st man buys a wooden toilet.
2nd man buys a brick toilet and the
3rd man buys a singing toilet.
A day later they came back for refunds.
The 1st man says, "Every time I sit on the toilet I get slivers!"
The 2nd man says, "Every time I sit on the toilet I get bruises!"
The 3rd man replies, "Every time I sit on the toilet it sings, 'The Star Spangled Banner' and I have to stand up!!!"