Execution

3 Americans, one from California, one from New York and one from Arkansas. They were about to get executed by firing squad.

To create a distraction, the one from California yells, "TIDAL WAVE!" While the firing squad was looking around the guy escapes.

Then the New Yorker yells, "FLASH FLOOD!" The firing squad gets distracted while he escapes.

Then one from Arkansas comes up with a fool proof way of distracting them and Yells, "FIRE!!!!!!!!"