Good News, and Bad

A guy goes into the hospital for exploratory surgery. Waking up from the anesteisia he sees his doctor standing at his bed side.

"So tell me Doc, what did you find out?"

The Doctor says, "Son we have some good news and some bad news."

"Yea, so???" replies the patient.

"Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts."

"Yes that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?"

"We put them under your pillow."