LowComDom Performances Presents
NASA decides to send the first manned mission to Mars. After months of training they pick the astronaut to do the mission. The astronauts name was Dick. The night before take off he absolutely craps himself. He tells his wife that he is so frightened that there is no way he is going on the mission.
The wife calms him down and says to him, "Don't worry Dick, I'll go in your place".
Somehow she manages to sneak past the mission attendants without any one realizing that "HE" is really a "SHE" and gets into the rocket. 30 seconds after take off the rocket explodes and crashes into the sea. A rescue mission is sent out and miraculously they find the mangled body of the, still alive, but unconscious female astronaut.
Two days later she starts coming around in her hospital room and she can feel a pair of doctors hands pummeling away at her tits.
"Dick, Dick where's my Dick", she cries.
The doctor says, "Never mind about your dick we are still trying to get your buttocks back in place".