Embroidery

One day a beautiful young woman walks into a lingerie store and asks the clerk if she could have something special embroidered onto her bra and panties.

The clerk replied that this would be extra, but no problem. The clerk then asks the young woman what she wants her undies to say.

The young woman replies, "I want it to say 'If you can read this, your too damn close!'"

The clerk says that this is fine and asks the woman what kind of font style she wants it embroidered in.

The young woman sheepishly replied, "In Braille."