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The engineer of a train passing through Poland could see no lights because the power had been knocked out by a severe ice storm.
"We're running out of coal," he said to his trainman, "but I think we're coming to Gdansk or Danzip, whatever they call it now. Let's stop and send the porter out to buy more fuel. Can you see a sign on the depot that says "Gdansk" in this dim light?"
"No," replied the trainman, "it appears to be "Danzig" in the dark."
"Buy coal, porter!" sang out the engineer.