Where?

The engineer of a train passing through Poland could see no lights because the power had been knocked out by a severe ice storm.

"We're running out of coal," he said to his trainman, "but I think we're coming to Gdansk or Danzip, whatever they call it now. Let's stop and send the porter out to buy more fuel. Can you see a sign on the depot that says "Gdansk" in this dim light?"

"No," replied the trainman, "it appears to be "Danzig" in the dark."

"Buy coal, porter!" sang out the engineer.