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Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!
Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.