You Know You're A Biker When...

Your best friends are named after animals.

You have motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

Your idea of jewelry is chains and barbwire.

You can tell what kind of bugs they are by the taste of them.

You ever bought saddlebags so you can carry more beer.

You're only sunburned on the back of your hands.

You carry a picture of your bike in your wallet.

Your other vehicle is a truck with motorcycle ramps in it.

Your three piece suit is Chaps, Leather Vests & a Leather Jacket.

Your kids learn to ride on the back of your bike before they can walk.

Your garage has more square footage than your house.