The Dentist

The blonde had completed four weeks of dental restoration. She confided to her best friend that she had fallen in love with her dentist ...and she was going to propose to him.

Her friend said, "Come on now, you're 34 years old, you're beautiful, you have dozens of men that adore you. Why this dentist?"

"Because," said the blonde, "he is the first man that ever said to me.... SPIT, don't SWALLOW!"