LowComDom Performances Presents
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"
"My babysitter's boyfriend."