A Bear Story

One day a man went out hunting and shot a small bear. A big brown bear came up and tapped him on the shoulder.

"You killed my cousin. You must have sex with me."

The next week, when the man again went out hunting, he shot the big brown bear. A grizzly bear appeared, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "You killed my cousin. You must have sex with me."

The following week the man went hunting again. This time, he shot the grizzly bear. A polar bear comes up to him and taps him on the shoulder.

"Hey, buddy, you aren't just here for the hunting, are you?"