Last Will

His last will and testament completed, the old gentleman was slowly dying. He assured his son that all his wealth and property would soon pass to him.

The Yuppie son wept and said, "Dad! Dad! I can't tell you how very grateful I am. Is there anything, anything at all I can do?"

The old man looked him straight in the eye and said, "Well, you could remove your foot from my oxygen hose for starters.

Tell me another Joke!

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