LowComDom Performances Presents
Give A Penny
"Could you give a penny to the Lord," said the young Salvation Army miss to the old Scotty while the band played its hymns.
"How old are ye, lassie?" asked Scotty.
"Why, I'm only eighteen. Why?"
"Well," countered Scotty, "I'm eighty and I'll most likely be seeing the Lord before you, so I'll give it to him then!"