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The Army and the Mountain Man
Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian Mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a tooth brush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked out most of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap.
The Army is still looking for him...