You're In Good Hands!

Judi and Gayle, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Gayle says, "You know, Judi, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual orgasm' here and 'mutual orgasm' there -- that's all they talk about. Tell me, Judi, when your Amanpreet was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Judi thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."