Death Sentence

A woman goes for her yearly physical and after all the poking, prodding and tests, the physician says gravely, "I'm sorry, but you have only 12 hours to live".

Hearing this, the woman rushes home, explains her condition to her husband and states, "I want to spend this whole evening having wild and crazy sex."

To which her husband exclaims,"That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning!"