Top 5 Signs that Fuel Prices are Out of Control (Novak)

Second mortgage lenders are now setting up shop at local gas stations

Restaurants are still serving vinegar and oil salad dressing, but you have to leave a deposit first

Michael Jackson actually seen riding a bus... oh wait, that was a school bus

Tom Cruise breaking up with Katie Holmes for younger actress with a hybrid car

Guy who changes the price signs at your local gas station is in the hospital for exhaustion

Tell me another Joke!

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