Money

A man walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis. The tattoo artist, being a sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painfull to do that. The man insists on having it done, so the tattoo artist tells him that if he can come up with three good reasons to have it done, he would do it.

The man tells him, "One, I like to play with my money. Two, I like to watch my money grow. And three, my wife will blow a hundred bucks everyday!"