LowComDom Performances Presents
Two Boys at the Grocery Store
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine-years-old and the other one is four-years-old. The nine-year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your Mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for Mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine-year-old quipped "Nope, not for sis either."
The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your Mom and not for your sister....who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says "They're for my 4-year-old little brother." The cashier is surprised. "Your 4-year-old little brother?" The nine-year-old explains: "They say on TV if you use one of these, you can swim or ride a bike....and my little brother can't do either one.