Tattoo

The stripper thought she needed something to boost her show, so she went to her local tattoo artist and had him inscribe a tattoo of Mike Tyson on one buttock and Holyfield on the other.

When she got home she asked her boyfriend to take a look, since she couldn't see them for herself. He asked her to bend over, and then bend over again.

After a pause, she asked, "Well, Fred, how do you like the tattoos?"

"I recognize the one on the right to be Mike Tyson and the one on the left to be Holyfield," he said, "Is that Don King in the middle?"