LowComDom Performances Presents
Slogans For Comdom Week
- Cover your stump before you hump.
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
- Don't be silly, protect your willy.
- When in doubt, shroud your spout.
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
- You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
- If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
- If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
- She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
- If you go into heat, package your meat.
- While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
- When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
- Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
- The right selection, is to protect your erection.
- Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
- If you really love her, wear a cover.
- Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.
- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.