Slogans For Comdom Week

- Cover your stump before you hump.

- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

- Don't be silly, protect your willy.

- When in doubt, shroud your spout.

- Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

- You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.

- If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

- If you slip between her thighs, condomize.

- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

- She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.

- If you go into heat, package your meat.

- While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.

- When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.

- Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

- Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.

- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

- The right selection, is to protect your erection.

- Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.

- If you really love her, wear a cover.

- Don't make a mistake, cover your snake.

- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.