Gentlemen!

Purty Verna Lou, carrying a stack of boxes from a shopping spree, was walking down the street when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt.

The hillbilly standing nearby just looked and smiled. Verna Lou snaps at him, "Well, I can see that you're no gentleman!"

Smilin', the hillbilly says, "And I can see you ain't one, neither!"