False Alarm

There were two babies side by side in the nursery, one male and the other female.

One day they were just cooing away, when the little girl baby started screaming, "Rape! Rape! Rape!!!!"

The little boy baby leaned up and looked over at the little girl baby, and said "Aww...roll over and shut up, you're lying on your pacifier!"

Tell me another Joke!

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