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Dilemma

You are the President of the United States and NASA tells you that a large meteor is heading straight for Earth and it will strike France at 2:00 a.m, one month from today.

France calls and begs you to use your entire arsenal of missiles and warheads to save them. You know that by doing this it will take away from the war efforts in Iraq and hurt the war on terrorism. If you don't do it France is toast.

HERE IS YOUR DILEMMA

Do you stay up and watch it live, or tape it and watch it in the morning?

Tell me another Joke!