Tough Canuck

Three cowboys, one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Canada are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome Californian desert, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The guy from Louisiana says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands."

The guy from Arkansas can't stand to bested. "Why I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and bit it's head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"

The Canadian remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.