Don't Drown Those Puppies

There was a Queen Sized lady at the lake this weekend. Her bosoms were about to pop out of her bathing suit when a boat came by and knocked her under. She came back up and was knocked down again, and everyone noticed that her top was around her ankles.

She finally regained her footing, and as she was putting everything back into place, you could hear this little boy saying, "Ma'am, if you're trying to drown those puppies, I'll take the fat one with the brown nose."