I Think I'm in Trouble With My Wife, Again...

We were home alone the other night... the kids were out, and it was nice and quiet. We were resting on the couch, my head in my wife's lap, when she took off my glasses.

"You know," she said sweetly, "without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."

"You know," I said, "without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"