Halloween Joke #847

A bloke went to his mate's fancy dress costume party with nothing but a naked girl on his back.

"So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly.

"I'm a snail," the bloke replied.

The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"

The bloke replied. "That's Michelle."

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