LowComDom Performances Presents
Woman at bar in tropics talking to bartender: "I came down here intending to go cold turkey. I thought if I could jut stay away from the stuff for a week, the compulsion would fade. The first day went OK, the second day, too. I was starting to feel like I kicked it. But by day three, I was itching for that old connection."
"And you gave in?"
"Yes! Yes! I ran to the nearest Internet Cafe and IÉ IÉ I checked my e-mail!"
"Was it a good fix?"
"Spam, all SpamÉ I'm so ashamed!"
(David Horsey, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer)