War is Hell

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American sergeant had a bright idea.

He aimed his rifle towards the Mexican trenches and yelled "Hey Juan!"

A soldier jumped up and replied "What?" The sergeant shot him dead. This continued for three days.

A Mexican sergeant decided that two could play this game, and decided to try it out. He called out "Hey John!!"

An American replied "John isn't here......is that you Juan?"

The Mexican sergeant stood up, "Yeah?!".....