Heaven and Hell

Identical twin brothers, one lives a godly life, good husband and father, reputable businessman, lots of community service.

One is a hell-raiser, drunk, unfaithful to his wife, mean to his kids, cheats and lies.

They both die at about the same time. The good twin is in heaven and can look down on the bad twin in hell. Hell is not as the good twin imagined. His brother is drinking and partying, lots of beautiful women, music, dancing, passionate kissing going on.

The good twin sees St Peter and says to him, "Mind you, I'm not complaining. This place is peaceful and beautiful, but my brother down there looks like he's having the time of is life. He has his own beer keg and just look at that gorgeous woman he is kissing."

St Peter puts an arm on the man's shoulder and says, "My son, all is not as it seems. The keg has a hole in it. The woman doesn't.