LowComDom Performances Presents
A priest suffering from a dry persistent cough went to see his doctor.
After a careful examination and thorough blood tests the doctor told him, "I am sorry father, but you have AIDS, and you're going to die."
"Oh, my! How horrible!" sobbed the priest.
"Yes, I understand, father," said the doctor. "I know you must be disappointed about dying."
"Well, no... everybody dies. What disappoints me is honor. Used to be that you could trust altar boys...."