LowComDom Performances Presents
Chinese Wedding Night
A Chinese couple get married, and the virgin bride is nervous. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darling, I know this is your first time and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you desire?"
"I want 69" she replies.
"You want beef with broccoli?"