Social Security Mess

Political experts say the nation's voting senior citizens will never accept social security cuts unless the government makes the following changes:

Lower speed limit on national highways to 35 mph.

Increase strategic reserves of Sanka by 40%.

Force car makers to make new sun visors... in steering wheels.

Make sure even the richest seniors get much more government benefits than the average starving child... oh wait, they do that already!

Eliminate corporate tax breaks for CEO's who don't call their mothers at least twice a week.

(Jacob Novak - MORE AT: http://jakejakeny.blogspot.com)