Golf 5

The Royal Oak Golf Club is the most exclusive in Columbia Maryland. There are no minority members, nor anyone whose money doesn't go back many generations.

One day a fellow from Boston tried to get into a game. "I'll have you know my family came over before the Mayflower. I can trace my ancestry back to William the Conqueror and no one in my family has ever lifted a finger to work."

The club secretary frowned, and said, "OK, but just this one time -- and only for nine holes."