Son Wins Lottery!

An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm and barely eked out a living. One day his son, Jed, hit the lottery, winning $50,000. Well, Jed burned rubber into town, collected his money and left more rubber all the way back home, where he told his father the good news and handed him a $50 bill.

The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had. I didn't spend it on whiskey or women or frivolous things. In fact, I couldn't even afford a license to legally marry your Ma."

"Pa!" the son exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?"

"Sure do," said the old guy fingering the fifty-dollar bill. "And a damn cheap one, too."