LowComDom Performances Presents
National Compliment Day
Next Wednesday is National Compliment Day. So I'd like give a compliment to:
George W Bush - for the best state-of-the-union address by someone not elected president.
Howard Dean - for the best speech since Pete Rose found out he didn't sell any books.
Arnold Schwarzeneggar - for the best inauguration speech with every word mispronounced.
Rush Limbaugh - for the best use of a cleaning lady in a non-sexual way.
John Kerry - for the best imitation of Al Gore in a current election.
Starbucks Coffee Shops - for the best company to sell us something we really don't need.