How to Impress Your Lover

How To Impress A Woman

01) Compliment her. 02) Kiss her. 03) Love her. 04) Protect her. 05) Care for her. 06) Cuddle her. 07) Caress her. 08) Comfort her. 09) Listen to her. 10) Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How To Impress A Man

1) Show up naked. 2) Bring beer.

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