LowComDom Performances Presents
It Was An Accident!
A Vermont state trooper was the first to arrive at the scene of a two car accident. As he pulled over, he saw two cars in ditches on either side of an interstate highway, and a decapitated head in the middle of the road.
Climbing out of his car, he stepped over to the first car and pulled out a notepad . . . . . . car in d-e-t-c-h . . . "nope, that's not it" . . . car in d-e-c-t-h . . .
"nope, that's not it either" . . . car in d-e-i-t-c . . . "durn, that ain't it either" . . . car in d-i-t-c-h . . . "yeah, thats it!"
The cop then stepped across the road to the other car, and wrote down the same info as the first. Then he walked over to the decapitated head lying in the middle of the interstate. Head in e-n-t-i-r-s-t-i-t . . . "nope, that ain't it" . . . Head in i-n-d . . .
The cop then looks around and quickly kicks the head into the ditch . . . d-i-t-c-h . . . "Yeah, that sounds good...!"