LowComDom Performances Presents
Used Car Ads, Translated:
MUST SELL ...before it blows up.
RUNS FINE ...I was going to say "runs excellent" but I had a last-minute conscience attack.
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK ...was blindsided by a Winnebago.
WELL-MAINTAINED ...I changed the oil occasionally.
LOOKS LIKE NEW ...just don't try to drive it anywhere.
ALL ORIGINAL ...I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS ...each one more troublesome than the next.
NEVER SMOKED IN ...unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
PROJECT CAR ...doesn't run.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL ...doesn't run.
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR ...doesn't run.