Eh, What's Up, Doc??

MrsPerfesser went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? MrsPerfesser is 55 years old, she has a grown daughter and is about to have a grandchild, and you told her she was *pregnant*?!?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

"Cured her hiccups though, didn't I?"