LowComDom Performances Presents
A Winter Wonderland - New Jersey Style
Driver's swear ..... are you listenin', At the Mall .....folks are bitchin', A miserable sight ..... they're sorry tonite, Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
Gone away ...... are your tires, meter has ...... just expired, They towed you away, while you shopped today, Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!
On the Parkway we will have a breakdown, We'll be stuck and threatened on the side, If we're lucky, someone might come mug us, And if we plead they may give us a ride!
Santa's sleigh ..... was impounded, All the Elves ...... were surrounded, He's now in a cell .... for ringin' his bell, Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!