The Baptism

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them....they thought because they weren't baptized. So they went to the nearest church. Only the custodian was there.

One said, "We'se got to be baptized cause no one will play with us. Will you baptize us?'

So he took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl one at a time. He said, "Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, the oldest one asked, "What religion is we? We'se not Catlic 'cause they pour the water, and we'se not Baptist 'cause they dunk all of you."

The littlest one said, "I smelled dat water and I knows wat we is....... we's Pisscopalians."