Crashed!

Customer: "My computer crashed!"

Tech Support: "It crashed?"

Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game..."

Tech Support: "All right then, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot it."

Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed!"

Tech Support: "Huh?"

Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before! I crashed the spaceship, and now it doesn't work."

Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"

Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"

Tell me another Joke!

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