King's Daughter Attracted

Lisa Marie Presley tells "Rolling Stone" magazine that her attraction to Michael Jackson was real, but adds, "it was such a bad situation and it was so f---ed up."

(Hey, Lisa-- you married a freak who sleeps with little boys, has had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers and can't decide what color he wants to be. And you were expecting to live happily ever after?) (Rhody)

Tell me another Joke!

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